Stan's Inbox
To: Stan
From: Penny
Subject: Read this. I mean it.
  Jokery-blokery
Stanley Montgomery
charms all the others but
not little Pen.

She was once fooled by his
quasi-concupiscence
and it’s not happening
Ever Again.

Flimmery-flummery
Stanley Montgomery
finds a new woman to
solace his fears.

Sadly Natalia
(she inter alia)
finds that monogamy
soon disappears.

Cheerily-beerily
Stanley Montgomery
crawls to his counsellor
Melanie Ruth.

But P.Cantankerus,
best-selling author of
‘Can’t Help His Ignorance’,
tells us the truth:

"Winkery-wankery
Stan’s Hankypankery
serves as a parable:
try him for size.

"Here’s the career of the
near-irresistible
pseudo-Lothario
dealing in lies."

Dummery-bummery
Stanley Montgomery
dumped poor Penelope,
cheated poor Sid —

Sid, though’s the father
of Jane, June and Java
while Jenny Kilrennie is
stuck with Stan’s kid.