The Morning After

How did I come to wake up with you?
You don’t like me and I don’t like you.
I must have been drunk and so must you.
Did you seduce me or I seduce you?
Was I fantastic, or were you?
Did I take precautions or did you?
I must go home and so must you
or I’ll do it again and so will you.
Then I won’t like me and you won’t like you.
I won’t tell my wife, but will you?

Martin Parker

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