Next Time, I'll Be the Bank Look, someone has to lose. But I always win. It's sort of a defining trait for me. It doesn't matter what you land on You need to buy it and then you need to repeat And then after you have a couple of key clutches You need convince the weakest link to make a deal: Look into their eyes and you'll Say a red for a yellow; because once you have A first monopoly the spiraling advantage sucks you forward And besides, you should know that Illinois Avenue Is the square most landed upon. But this time I didn't win. I really think that someone else was cheating, I really do. I just have this winning proclivity so when I don't hit it I know that something's really wrong. Consequently, I'm going to the board with this one. I'll make you blush, of that I'm sure. Francis Raven Recently, Francis Raven (francisraven@gmail.com) set some kids loose to generate the next million dollar game; over half of them ended in -opoly. His website is www.ravensaesthetica.com.