Thy Hairful Symmetry,
or, I’m Not Only the
Emperor of Hair Club,
I’m Also a Member

List of people known as the Hairy:

The Hairy is an epithet
applied to John the Hairy
a 16th century holy fool
and to Wilfred the Hairy,
Count of Barcelona, Besalú, and Ausona.
See also
List of people known as the Bald.

List of people known as the Bald:
The Bald is an epithet
applied to Baldwin II, Count of Flanders
nicknamed Calvus (the Bald),
and to Charles the Bald,
Holy Roman Emperor.
See also
List of people known as the Hairy.

Found by David Weinstock. 

Source: Wikipedia, 2011.

David Weinstock (david.weinstock@gmail.com) is still the Hairy. He lives and writes in Middlebury, Vermont.