A Sonnet, or Whatever
She goes I think it’s gonna like snow tonight
or whatever, and I go no, it’s totally not gonna be bad,
and she goes don’t get mad or whatever, but I might
meet Josh later at Sbarro’s, and I go I’m not mad
or whatever, but then I thought Josh? and I was like
are you serious or what? and she goes do me favor,
don’t get all attitude-y Judy, and I go you’re a dyke,
and she goes you’re a hater, and I go WHAT-EVER,
and I give her my eye-roll — you know the one —
and she goes fine or whatever, and then she eats a
whole beef burrito plus a ginormous Cinnabon,
and I go maybe I’ll meet your boyfriend later for pizza,
and then she like stares at me, but I just ignore her,
and she’s like forget this, and I’m like, you know, whatever.
