Activists Arise! Any natural event can start a metaphor until it becomes something else entirely. A natural event like a blade of grass growing, or a mountain crumbling before you can fall asleep at night. You acknowledge it in passing and how it will affect your morning indifference when the scruffy young man stops to collect money for a worthy cause. Or a telecommunicator whose easy familiarity offends your breakfast, your lunch, your dinner assuring you the problem is greater than all of your resources. After all, natural events as metaphor must compete with the scruffy young man and meal time calls. "Yes, we are growing out here and your lawn mower has become an obstruction to our height; Twice a month reduces cover for the crawlies that camp under your patio off-ramp. We have a petition here to stop the rain, forcing you to pay for non-rain water. Everyone out here has signed it. It will most certainly be on the ballot in November if we can't reach an understanding!" L. Fullington