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…said to be a sensitive mass of tissue embedded in the front wall of the vagina behind the pubic bone, the G-spot is only usually detectable when a woman is fully aroused. Sarah Hedley, Sexual Therapist
Whole day to suck on, kids at school, so we hitchhike round our skin, wishing a car but riding a bike. It’s overrated, sex, a bit blasé – hey, we’re comfortable as slippers. Now this revelation. You remove your knickers, I take off my specs, swashbuckle round for elusive X and yeah, what’s love got to do with it, as Tina Turner said, the Big O needs all the right moves – left a little. Shit. Almost; ow! I’m aiming for more than that pleasurable itch, hoping to bull’s-eye your howling switch in search of Shangri-La. But we never found a pocket full of treasure, just a measure of pain and a pea in its pod, sweet at the hint of paper and paint, banoffee pie, a fortnight abroad… Doug Gray
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