...look
before you ask yes it was me yes as well as eating
mummy and daddy bears i ate baby bears too how gross
is that but what i didnt do is go upstairs and sleep
in any of your beds no i went for a run round the
wood to burn it all off and just in case there was
any left i shoved my fingers down my throat and threw
it all up dont look so alarmed i didnt make a mess
and yes i know that just a few spoonfuls of baby
bears should have filled me but i just had to have it
all okay id got lost didnt have a clue where i was
got in a right state before i found this cottage i
wish id been born with brown hair or red getting
things wrong wouldnt matter then but with hair like
this youve got to be sodding perfect so yes it was me
i ate your porridge i ate every bastard bit but im
never ever going to do it again thats the last time i
promise you the very
very
last
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