Timely Advice

"CALM! CALM! CALM!"
said the Swatter to the Fly.
"The freezer is full and brimming."
"Oh that’s a relief!
then can I be an Egyptianized Mummy ?"
"Not yet, FDA has not approved
embalming fluid
for those under an inch.

"CALM! CALM! CALM!"
said the Cannon to the Fodder.
"We are perfecting guided missiles
for more surgical strikes."
"Oh that’s a relief! No one knows
my name and I gave up my email address."

"CALM! CALM! CALM!"
said the Chain Saw to the Plank.
"Where is your sense of humour?
This will really cut you up."
"Oh that’s a relief! I’m tired
of all this slap-stick stuff."

L. Fullington

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