| Melinda Compton Oh, Melinda Compton, I don't want a discount Rolex! And Kerry Washington, what makes you think I need a better erection? Can you tell your buddy Isabel Proctor I'm not interested? From Marcos Coffman, I could get longer orgasms, even multiples, all natural, no side effects, while Raymond McKinney thinks I'd like a 36-hour hard-on. Somebody named Hoffmann has a bamboo tree for me. Kimberly Lucan wants to refinance the house I didn't buy. Anthony Yarborough has some stock I really have to snap up, but Gertie Baxter's got a gold pick for all active traders, a fresh new company never marketed before. And Andrew Shields is probably offering all these things and more to a million other people if his new trick can get him past the filter. |
Andrew Shields
If you've any comments on this poem, Andrew Shields would be
pleased to hear from you.
