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Postin', postin', postin',
Keep them servers hostin'
Keep them trollers postin' --
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Don't try to understand 'em,
Or why nobody's banned 'em
Those hit and page-view numbers will be high.
We’re busy calculatin'
The profits we'll have waitin',
Waitin' from the trollers trollin’ by.

Suck 'em in, chat 'em up,
Chat 'em up, suck 'em in,
Suck 'em in, chat 'em up,
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Set 'em up, ride 'em hard,
Ride 'em hard, set 'em up,
Set 'em up, ride 'em hard,
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Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
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Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’
Though bandwidth may be stolen
Keep them trollers trollin’
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On boards and blogs and email
The trollers male or female
Will lie behind their pseudonym facades;
They’re mental master baiters
They’re boors and bores and haters
They’re spoofin’ scrollin’ scammin’ flamin’ frauds.


Suck 'em in, chat 'em up,
Chat 'em up, suck 'em in,
Suck 'em in, chat 'em up,
Reply!
Set 'em up, ride 'em hard,
Ride 'em hard, set 'em up,
Set 'em up, ride 'em hard,
Reply!

Reply!
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Marcus Bales

Frankie Laine

If you have any comments on this poem, Marcus Bales would be pleased to hear them.

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