Song to a Student We only study History     To find out more on who we are, We only study Chemistry     So we can brew a drink; If we'd not studied Cooking, then     Our food would all be gooier, If we had no Religion, why,     Instead we’d have to think! So Learning makes life easier     And that is why we coddle it; We study what applies to us,     That’s only common sense; You only like Biology     Because you’ve got a body; let Me help you with your studies, I've     Got more experience! Robin Helweg-Larsen If you've any comments on this poem, Robin Helweg-Larsen would be pleased to hear them.