| 'Sale' I am a Merchant – Merchant of Paintings – real and Life-like Today I am with the Painting Of Monalisa – with a reddish smile Dubious for many But not for me I have paintings of Gandhi, Lincoln and Osama bin Laden I have paintings of old God and Mighty Satan and also his Innocent beautiful-ugly son I have paintings of seabirds and wild Animals, trees and flowers, hunting dogs And lovely sharks on the walls of my Rented shop I have paintings of Hollywood heroes And Bollywood villains I know you love the paintings of wild ocean, The painting of Tsunami is also with me I have paintings of Saints and religious places But I keep them in the trunk As nobody is interested in buying them I am a Merchant – Merchant of Paintings – real and Life-like There is special offer for you If you purchase the painting of Gandhi and Lincoln, You will get the portrait of Osama for free If you want to purchase the portrait of old God, You will get the portrait of Satan’s son free of cost If you opt for three Hollywood heroes Three Bollywood villains you may get as gift The portrait of Tsunami is very costly The painting of a child with the pebble like eyes And pencil like legs is the best seller, Another important instruction for you is that all the Paintings are made on human flesh and With the brush made of human hair And instead of paint we used the blood which our govt. Gathered from the roads To make the paintings look real Due to heavy rush Sale is open for Sunday only! |
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