The Great Unwashed        
 


Scruffily ruffily,
Cynic Diogenes
Barely pretended to
Keep himself kempt.
 
Some said his effort was
Onocentaurian;
That is, he gave it a
Half-assed attempt.

Alex Steelsmith

 
For anyone puzzled by the reference to an onocentaur, a definition can be found here.

If you have any thoughts on this poem, Alex Steelsmith  would be pleased to hear them.