The Princess and the Pea


Once a devious queen lodged just one tiny pea
Under twenty soft mattresses, wanting to see
Out of many young princesses which was the one
Who deserved to be matched with the prince, her fine son.

For she knew a true princess was dainty and fine,
And that little legume underneath the frail spine
Would prevent her enjoying the tiniest rest,
And by this all would know she had passed the queen's test.

But you see, a true princess is also polite,
So when, bleary-eyed after a long, sleepless night,
Each was asked how she'd slept by the queen the next day,
She replied, "Very well," and was sent on her way,

Till one morning a girl hollered, "What is this lump?
Do you call this a bed? Who can sleep in this dump?"
So the queen said okay. The prince married her straight.
And the moral is: don't let your mom choose your mate.

Max Gutmann

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