
We Are Not The
Calendar Girls
Women with brains
are deep as the
ocean
Women with brains
like to cover the
page
Women with brains
have shoulders of
teflon
Women with brains
have tummies that
rage
Women with brains
have no need for
broomsticks
Women with brains
always swim in the
nude
Women with brains
prefer chiffon and
feathers
Women with brains
are screwed, blewed and
tattooed
Women with brains
are happy as
Larry
Women with brains
are trouble and
strife
Women with brains
swing away in the
treetops
Women with brains
are larger than
life
Mary Cresswell
If you have any thoughts about this poem, Mary
Cresswell would like to hear them.