The Bridal Gown

The bridal gown
weighs ten thousand pounds.

The bridal gown
is made of silk cement blocks,
folded abruptly into floral accoutrements,
sequined with lace and laced with arsenic.

The bridal gown
comes with optional
army tank.

The bridal gown
you have chosen
is not available
in that color
in your size.
You may want to visit
our other store,
which is in

Jessy Randall

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