It Is Impossible to
Divide by Zero
I assumed it
was an
urban legend,
but all my teachers
refused.
One of them knocked the
chalk out of my hand
before I finished the
loop I was drawing
at the bottom of the
fraction.
I argued: a
zero is so
full it sinks
to the bottom of the
fraction.
My professor said the
zero is completely empty
so it should only float
up to the top. The zero on the bottom
of the fraction is like
a unicycle wheel
that the top number
rides.
My professor
could tell
I divided by zero
outside of class. I denied it
but he saw the chalk
dust on my hands,
like tiny zero
particulates. He recognized
the zeros I intended to
write in the future.
I tried it
once, and
only felt a little cursed
after, it was a little
like radiation poison. I felt fine for a while.
I looked the same as
always, but my smile seemed coated
with drying varnish. A
ganglion cyst emerged on my chalk-holding hand.
The doctor removed a
few new dark freckles.
I am waiting for the
tests to come back.
Valerie Loveland
used
to be all alphabet and now she is letters, numbers and symbols.
Her
email address is valerie@valerieloveland.com
and her website is
http://valerieloveland.com